Puns, Puns Everywhere!

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Now if you’ve ever stopped to look at COWS (County’s Official Website), then you’ll definitely have seen the creative, innovative and sometimes, just downright weird puns that they manage to squeeze into almost every headline possible. But if you haven’t, don’t worry! We’ve made a collection of some of the cringiest, funniest and strangest ones, just for you!

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We’ll start easy. ‘No Ban for Dan’. Simple, Rhymes and tells the story. 8/10.

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Ha! This headline was the funniest thing about that horrendous day in Edgeley Park. 6/10.

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Hmm, a subtle use of a magpies tendency to feast. I like it. 6/10.

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Not sure about this one, purely for the fact that ‘big gains’ takes me back to some steroid-infused, lab bible loving 17 year old talking about their gym routine. 5/10.

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‘Fylde under fantastic’ – Get out of town, that was beautiful. 9/10.

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‘Avenue heard?’ – Another wonderful piece of journalism. Bravo! 8/10.

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We like to save the best till last here at Everything Hatters, and this one is just outstanding. I can’t even begin to describe how much this headline made up for a miserable match. 10/10.


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